Anonymous asked: oh btw damn you I know have What is love stuck in my head haha.
Anonymous asked: fuck what people say, you and steph are a gorgeous couple. I am jealous of you two :)
Anonymous asked: does it annoy you that loads of guys wanna fuck ur gf?
Anonymous asked: have you ever cheated on your gf?
Anonymous asked: what did you do to steph?
astealerofhearts: Tom started work at 9am (I was sound asleep when he left) til 5pm, I start work at 5pm til 12pm (I’ll probably get in about 1am) at which time Tom will be fast asleep. I hate our work schedules! :( Wake me up when you get in and we’ll have an hour together :)! I’ll get an early night specially!
Anonymous asked: what makes a blowjob amazing?
Just bought a throwback off eBay
Thanks to this video, me and Steph have gone and bought the track “What is Love?” by Haddaway so we can recreate it everywhere we go. The only difference is that it’s on tape (that classic music format) and not CD as the car has kept it retro and has a tape player. This song will forever be stuck in my head.
Anonymous asked: Does your girlfriend give good blowjobs?
astealerofhearts asked: YOU'RE BLOODY GREAT YOU! I love you! <3
It really grinds my gears
when people question why I’m with Steph. These people know nothing of how/who she is. If they knew anything about her then they’d realise how much of a nice person she is. She’s beautiful, funny, smart and just damn right awesome. I love the girl to bits. Get the fuck off her back.
I wish Steph would hurry up and get her booty home! I’m craving Curry and films.
Anonymous asked: This blog, you and your girlfriend are such an inspiration, a truly lovely and honest couple and a lot of beautiful naked women. What's not to like! Thank you so much :)
Off to see Brand New tonight.
So excited. Spur of the moment kind of thing. This is good!
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Anonymous asked: Don't listen to them. You're lovely, i love your beard.
After that last anon
I’m definitely going to shave every morning, refrain from using the ‘B-word’, break up with my slutty girlfriend, and delete Tumblr. My life has been put into so much perspective.
Anonymous asked: all you do on this shitty tumblr is reblog pictures of your slutty girlfriend and say 'beard' as many times are possible - even though that sparse bit of pube-looking scruff you've got going on your face is as far as humanly possible from a beard. jesus christ, shut the fuck up.
Anonymous asked: I would be so pissed off if my girlfriend posted pictures of herself in her underwear.
astealerofhearts asked: That anon is right, you're a demon in the sack! Oh and thanks for stroking my hair. A LAV YEW. BAI. <3
Anonymous asked: Right, so basically, I'm a guy and I'm really crappy on top. Is there any tips you can give me to be any better? It seems the whole world is great with advice on scented candles and foreplay etc. to improve sex, but never the actual thing! I have heard in my tumblings that you are indeed a beast in bed, sir, and was wondering if there's any way you could help. Thanks! :)
I need help deciding on what trilogy to watch tonight with Steph. Has anybody got any good suggestions?
Anonymous asked: how long were you and steph together for before you got engaged? cutiesss!